Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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