If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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