He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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