I'm drive I can fine osifer
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
