oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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