absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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