i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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