Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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