i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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