Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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