Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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