We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
