Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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