Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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