If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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