He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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