Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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