Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
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Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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