Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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