her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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