I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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