If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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