That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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