hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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