May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I will be naked everywhere
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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