I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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