Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
what is it with giant penises always finding me
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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