drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
We need to feng shui this bitch.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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