found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
She's the barista slut.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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