So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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