it wasn't lemon gatorade
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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