Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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