adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
This is your post bachelor party survival text. This a free and complementary service to make sure you are still alive. For alive, say yes. For hurting, say ugh. If lost, say help. If dead, please feel free to not respond. Thank you and we hope you enjoyed the party.
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