Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
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