But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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