So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Randomize