What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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