You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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