Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
