He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
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