weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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