Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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