I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Watching her eat just hurts me
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
you made out with another girl for some wings
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