yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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