all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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