yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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