Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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