All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
