id be glad to
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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