Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
You can't special order awesome
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
