he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
You can make out without kissing
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