Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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