I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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