how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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