Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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