is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
You're breaking my sexual little heart
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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