The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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